A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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