I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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