Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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