Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You canβt judge a dick by its balls.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize