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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?

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  I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.

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• (516): View more from New York

  You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?

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• (516): View more from New York

  drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me

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  he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.

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• (916): View more from California

  I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.

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