How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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