You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
