i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have demons in me.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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