have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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