he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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