Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
its liver damage thursday
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize