So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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