last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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