i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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