Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
