Me too!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
