put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I forgot how hot balto sounded
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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