Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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