yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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