sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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