Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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