dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
4 words: hood of his car
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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