You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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