brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Randomize
