I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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