i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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