what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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