yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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