): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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