I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Randomize
