I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's just like the Real World with babies
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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