They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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