Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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