I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
