I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
is it fun? or sober?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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