There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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