He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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