Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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