I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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