We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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