Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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