I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
