So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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