Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
stop calling my apartment porn island.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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