I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sext me about skeletons
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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