new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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