soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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