im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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