Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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