Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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