One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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