is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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