Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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