There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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