hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My vagina just clenched in fear
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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