I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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