I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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